01x02 vs. 04x05derek + destroying lacrosse sticks
Teddy Lupin & Victoire Weasley react to Rita Skeeter’s article concerning their shenanigans, with Luke Newberry as Teddy and Elle Fanning as Victoire.
I’m probably way off base but until proven otherwise i’m gonna read this scene as Mason totally checking out Stiles.
basically checking out every hot guy
i am mason and mason is me
Having not seen the episode yet (long story) I gotta tell you, all the gif’s of this scene I’ve seen, really read like Stiles was leaping forward, pushing aside everyone else, to flirt with the hot guy from the other school. Then he gets embarrassed and runs away. I don’t know what actually is going on, but that’s how it reads.
That’s basically how Tumblr contributed to the ratings of Teen Wolf in seasons past: by posting gifsets that could easily be interpreted as something a lot more interesting than what was really going on in the show. ^__^
Titanic conspiracy exposed
Head canon: Accepted
What, did Derek lose a bet to Stiles?
Yes, yes he did. It’s Undie Run, the Wednesday of finals week at BHU, and the terms of the bet specifically was that Derek do the entire run in whatever Stiles picks out. Now, Stiles could have been extremely cruel and gave him just a sock or a man thong, but he figures that Associated Students President, all around goody-goody basketball jock Derek Hale would never live down the ultimate nerdery: glow-in-the-dark Star Wars boxer briefs with the words “ASK ME ABOUT MY LIGHTSABER” emblazoned on the front, right over the crotch.
Okay, so maybe this wasn’t the best of Stiles’ ideas, watching Derek step out of the bathroom wearing only the briefs— and Stiles had gone a size down, just for fun, but he didn’t think they’d be that tight, and wow, he definitely wants to know more about that bulge—
Derek flexes mockingly in front of Stiles, and Stiles’ throat goes dry. “This good enough for you, Stilinski?”
"Yeah, that’s— that’s good," Stiles stammers, and Derek gives him a grim salute before heading out to join the rest of the drunken crowd ready to race across campus.
Stiles normally hates Undie Run; it’s loud and obnoxious, but this time he’s got invested stakes so he watches carefully from his dorm window. He easily picks out Derek’s form, jogging with determination, veering clear of the crowd. Derek doesn’t actually seem embarrassed at all, he’s just…
Well, at least Stiles got a good show out of it.
He flops back down on his bed, starting up a new game of Skyrim when there’s a rapping at his door. Stiles opens it, and is surprised to see Derek standing in the hallway, a slight sheen of sweat on his bare chest, still wearing the underwear and holding a brown paper bag.
"Well?" Derek asks.
"What?" Stiles responds, confused.
"You went to all this trouble to get me in this getup, and you didn’t even ask," Derek says, smirking.
"Ask, um, what?"
Derek looks down at himself pointedly, and then says, “I also bought glow-in-the-dark condoms, if you’re into that.”
"Into that I am,” Stiles says delightedly.
I have just realized
Tumblr is literally the sea
And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are
plus, I mean look at all the ships…
OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE
#teen wolf #derek hale #I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THIS #omg I can picture this ahaha #that smug grin would come back #BUT THINK OF HOW FAR HE COULD TOSS THEM #kira would be like omg throw me next THROW ME NEXT #derek and scott team up to throw stiles in #but stiles throws himself in before they can catch him #lydia says she will murder anyone who ruins her hair #malia and kira #play chicken #with scott and stiles #I just need this so much?? (via daunt)
and then around 4 everyone is sunburned and the water in their bottles is all lukewarm and they’re body-tired from swimming and they’re ready to walk back but they can’t find Derek or Stiles Then someone spies them at the end of the dock Stiles with his back to them and Derek holding the dock edge they look like they’re hugging but there’s this movement and Stiles starts making these low agonized sounds and Derek’s arm is straining as he holds on for traction and everybody is like aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and goes back up to the house to get away from those assholes I just want Derek to be a smug jackass all day adonis beautiful and hairy-chested in his swim trunks wrestling everyone into the water and then getting inside Stiles where it’s all warm and tight fucking him into the edge of the dock in the mountain cold water just taking out the last of that feral energy deep in the teens ripe body (via halfhardtorock)